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There are a lot of things we can all learn from the movies...
things that can help us in our day to day lives.
So without further-a-do, this week's TOP 10 List is...
TOP 10 Things the Movies Teach Us.
10. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
9. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
8. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
7. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
5. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
3. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
2. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
10. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
9. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
8. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
7. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
5. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
3. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
2. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
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