The movie 'The Da Vinci Code' has reintroduced into the global limelight the topic of secret societies.
So without further-a-do, this week's TOP 10 list is...
TOP 10 Secret Societies you never knew about
10. Squirrelato:
Well known society of violent squirrels found in rural England. Squirrelato are responsible for the thousands of brutal murders committed against English monks wheeling nut karts through woodland areas.
9. The Ginga Brotherhood:
With millions of members worldwide, the Ginga Brotherhood have the distinct reputation for aggravating and generally annoying other people at social functions. Furthermore, Anthropologists commonly accuse the Ginga Brotherhood of being soley responsible for society's overall demise and the 'Gingervitis' pandemic.
8. Club of Timaru:
Internationally regarded as the least effective secret society in the world. With a membership of 3 pensioners, the Club of Timaru spends 18 hours a day campaigning to bring back Rock Candy and lower movie prices to "what they were in the 40s." - Agnis E Hithelbert (Club leader).
7. High Priesthood of Couch Potatos:
Membership exclusively reserved for men. Sociologists estimate this membership to be over 23 million worldwide, with concentrated areas of membership appearing throughout the United States. Conspiracy theorists believe that members of the HPCP are trained in the art of electronic telepathy via a television and a remote control. They have been accused of using such powers to control the stock market to lower the price of beer.
6. Group of They:
Possibly one of most impenetrable secret societies in the world. Total membership unknown, but some believe the number to be a mere 4. Yet the Group of They possess incredible power and global control over the distribution of knowledge. Theorists claim They are responsible for leaking random pieces of knowledge to the wider public without providing a source. This produces widespread confusion during party conversations when someone interjects with a piece of news or interesting fact by stating "Well I heard that THEY..." OR "THEY now believe..."
5. Beati Fettucini:
Italian society established in 1649. According to legend members of this society took vows to protect the "...unnecessary boiling of pasta." Many scholars believe the society eventually grew into the Sicilian mafia.
4. The Knights of the Night:
Established in 1882, the Knights won public support for their 'Burning Cats' initiative in New York City. According to Encyclopedia Brittanica the initiative began because, according to some, the cats of the region were gaining "too much" political influence. Thus, mayor of New York Edward Knight officially recognised cats as lesser beings to humans and had them all exterminated. To this day, cats roaming the streets in New York are encouraged to "watch their backs" and "keep their political agendas extremely hush hush."
3. Freemaison:
Established in 1390, the society of Freemaisons are dedicated to releasing mental patients from private hospitals and asylums. To this day they are accused of causing widespread panic throughout Europe's major cities, especially since all of todays current members are blind and tend to release zoo animals rather than hospital patients.
2. Order of the Chicken's Blood:
Society reserved exclusively for computer programmers. Once a year the OCB meet at a secret location in an undisclosed city to dress up in chicken costumes and sacrifice some 1500 chickens in a single night to the God of Terabyte. Members believe they receive holy atonement between man and hardware at the sacrifice of a chicken. Some members even believe it reduces the likelihood of receiving spam in their e-mail inboxes.
1. Dead Poets Society:
Society of inebriated and untalented poets. Origins and total membership unknown, but conspiracy theorists attribute the excessive amount of terrible poetry they produce to the overall decline in global literacy rates. Theorists also believe World War Two began over a sonnet submitted to the Berlin Herald entitled 'My Least Favourite Things'.
So without further-a-do, this week's TOP 10 list is...
TOP 10 Secret Societies you never knew about
10. Squirrelato:
Well known society of violent squirrels found in rural England. Squirrelato are responsible for the thousands of brutal murders committed against English monks wheeling nut karts through woodland areas.
9. The Ginga Brotherhood:
With millions of members worldwide, the Ginga Brotherhood have the distinct reputation for aggravating and generally annoying other people at social functions. Furthermore, Anthropologists commonly accuse the Ginga Brotherhood of being soley responsible for society's overall demise and the 'Gingervitis' pandemic.
8. Club of Timaru:
Internationally regarded as the least effective secret society in the world. With a membership of 3 pensioners, the Club of Timaru spends 18 hours a day campaigning to bring back Rock Candy and lower movie prices to "what they were in the 40s." - Agnis E Hithelbert (Club leader).
7. High Priesthood of Couch Potatos:
Membership exclusively reserved for men. Sociologists estimate this membership to be over 23 million worldwide, with concentrated areas of membership appearing throughout the United States. Conspiracy theorists believe that members of the HPCP are trained in the art of electronic telepathy via a television and a remote control. They have been accused of using such powers to control the stock market to lower the price of beer.
6. Group of They:
Possibly one of most impenetrable secret societies in the world. Total membership unknown, but some believe the number to be a mere 4. Yet the Group of They possess incredible power and global control over the distribution of knowledge. Theorists claim They are responsible for leaking random pieces of knowledge to the wider public without providing a source. This produces widespread confusion during party conversations when someone interjects with a piece of news or interesting fact by stating "Well I heard that THEY..." OR "THEY now believe..."
5. Beati Fettucini:
Italian society established in 1649. According to legend members of this society took vows to protect the "...unnecessary boiling of pasta." Many scholars believe the society eventually grew into the Sicilian mafia.
4. The Knights of the Night:
Established in 1882, the Knights won public support for their 'Burning Cats' initiative in New York City. According to Encyclopedia Brittanica the initiative began because, according to some, the cats of the region were gaining "too much" political influence. Thus, mayor of New York Edward Knight officially recognised cats as lesser beings to humans and had them all exterminated. To this day, cats roaming the streets in New York are encouraged to "watch their backs" and "keep their political agendas extremely hush hush."
3. Freemaison:
Established in 1390, the society of Freemaisons are dedicated to releasing mental patients from private hospitals and asylums. To this day they are accused of causing widespread panic throughout Europe's major cities, especially since all of todays current members are blind and tend to release zoo animals rather than hospital patients.
2. Order of the Chicken's Blood:
Society reserved exclusively for computer programmers. Once a year the OCB meet at a secret location in an undisclosed city to dress up in chicken costumes and sacrifice some 1500 chickens in a single night to the God of Terabyte. Members believe they receive holy atonement between man and hardware at the sacrifice of a chicken. Some members even believe it reduces the likelihood of receiving spam in their e-mail inboxes.
1. Dead Poets Society:
Society of inebriated and untalented poets. Origins and total membership unknown, but conspiracy theorists attribute the excessive amount of terrible poetry they produce to the overall decline in global literacy rates. Theorists also believe World War Two began over a sonnet submitted to the Berlin Herald entitled 'My Least Favourite Things'.
1 comment:
It's true! I saw the very first OCB riot the other day in London!
http://www.globalgang.org.uk/images/Africa comm chickens edited_tcm7-5378.JPG
Very very very strange.
Another one:
Ninja Society
According to website and folk-lore, ninja's kill people they wish to by following the Ninja Code and Law. See videos for more.
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