People have been complaining about the price of petrol since cars made the human race more 'independant'. However, prices have recently caused significant alarm. So, without further-a-do this week's TOP 10 List is...
TOP 10 Signs Petrol is too expensive
10. It's so expensive that Pizza Hut now uses dogs to deliver.
9. It's so expensive that Batman now patrols the streets on a bicycle.
8. It's so expensive that teenagers now push their cars up and down the main street on Friday nights.
7. It's so expensive that 'Pimp my Ride' is now 'Pimp my Wheelchair'
6. It's so expensive that arsonists now use flammable deoderants
5. It's so expensive that you're actually willing to carpool with Helen Clark
4. It's so expensive that Britney Spear's baby is driving a Corolla.
3. It's so expensive that moviegoers just sit at home and watch the wall
2. It's so expensive that the Indy 500 is now just an egg and spoon race
1. It's so expensive that our motorways have 3 additional Horse Riding lanes.
9. It's so expensive that Batman now patrols the streets on a bicycle.
8. It's so expensive that teenagers now push their cars up and down the main street on Friday nights.
7. It's so expensive that 'Pimp my Ride' is now 'Pimp my Wheelchair'
6. It's so expensive that arsonists now use flammable deoderants
5. It's so expensive that you're actually willing to carpool with Helen Clark
4. It's so expensive that Britney Spear's baby is driving a Corolla.
3. It's so expensive that moviegoers just sit at home and watch the wall
2. It's so expensive that the Indy 500 is now just an egg and spoon race
1. It's so expensive that our motorways have 3 additional Horse Riding lanes.
9 comments:
Richard Lord.... you are funny. Crazy Daddy!
Congrats on the birth of your daughter! She's beautiful. Well done. I've tried to email you on your lordbiggus addy. Not working?
Anyways, I would love to catch up wiv ya bud. i have an email waiting wiv your name on it.
Cheers. God bless. Joshua
joshuabrosnahan@hotmail.com
Sweet, Josh. Will be in touch.
Kate - It's ok. Sometimes people just need time to develop their comedy skills.
joshuabrosnahan sounds like a shirley boy
It's so expensive that petrol station employees that used to get 10% off their gas, now get 10% added onto their bill.
Hey Kris - I have decided to start making a short Thumb Movie. Not sure what it will be about yet, but I want to give it a go and see how difficult it is. When you come over from Mongoltown we can shoot some scenes together. What do you think it should be about?
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!! what an awesome idea!
Oh man a topic! crikey! ummmm i'll have to think of one. i have exams all this week so i gotta study.
OK, well all the best with your exams. Use mnemonics to remember difficult concepts.
Denali here, Kris all the best for your exams - we'll pray that you study all the right things. Can't wait for you to come and stay!!! Sophie sends you her cuddles and sloppy kisses.
See you next Saturday!!!
good luck with those mnemonics , i can't even say the word
cool
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