Maybe it's just me, but I get this feeling Denali will give birth to a fairly large child. Why? I hear you ask. Well over the last week and a half Denali has broken 3 chairs merely by sitting on them. Each chair bares the stress wounds, which I am sure all chairs eventually face at some point in their lives, of a pregnant person planting themselves upon it. Please inspect the photos above as evidence of this claim.
How many more chairs need suffer under such tyranny. I say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Thus, I am starting the first international 'Save the Chairs Fund'. Like the chairs you can see above, thousands, possibly millions of chairs suffer needlessly under the weighted oppression of pregnant women. Give generously and support a new initiative to design super-strength carbon fibre chairs for pregnant women.
3 comments:
If she continues the way she is, we won't have any chairs left to break!
absolutely classic
Yes... very true. But she needn't continue sitting on chairs.
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