The category for this week's TOP 10 List is...
TOP 10 Things NOT to say when your wife is in labour
10. Can you please stop screaming! I am getting a headache.
9. What do you mean "It's all my fault"?
8. I am getting a sore back, can you hurry it up.
7. Is it alright if I nip out and get a burger?
6. Oh, that's disgusting!
5. I can feel your pain.
4. Check out the size of that NEEDLE!
3. Just smile, dear. It will help you relax.
2. Don't push! I haven't turned the video camera on!
1. I've invited a friend to watch. I hope that's ok.
10. Can you please stop screaming! I am getting a headache.
9. What do you mean "It's all my fault"?
8. I am getting a sore back, can you hurry it up.
7. Is it alright if I nip out and get a burger?
6. Oh, that's disgusting!
5. I can feel your pain.
4. Check out the size of that NEEDLE!
3. Just smile, dear. It will help you relax.
2. Don't push! I haven't turned the video camera on!
1. I've invited a friend to watch. I hope that's ok.
4 comments:
If you can think of any more things you should not say to someone in labour, feel free to add them under the 'comments'.
-rich
* Don't worry so much, i hear its just like getting mail out of the letterbox
* man, i hope i dont have to watch this again! It's worse than that movie Hostel
hahahahahahahahahahahaaha, those are so funny!
Nice Phil. I think I will try the first one.
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