The category for this week's TOP 10 List is...
Top Ten Reasons I'm Excited To Be A Father
10. Instead of "You suck, Rich," I can look forward to "You suck, Dad"
9. Toys for the baby are toys for me.
8. My old woollen socks make cuddly fuzzy pals
7. Only the most cold-hearted Police Officer would ticket a guy with an adorable baby
6. Asking Mum to watch baby perfect way to keep her away from the casinos
5. I stocked up on moist towelettes from the hospital supply room
4. Great new excuse for jumping the que
3. Anxious to put to use all the practice I've had raising my pet monkey Steve
2. I can now use those baby parks at the mall without getting arrested
1. Wearing fake boobs for breast feeding
1 comment:
Denali and I will not be raising our child. We are hiring a experienced team of wolves. Apparently the child will have a better chance of surviving.
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