You will no doubt be aware that TradeMe recently sold for about $700 Million. The guys father, who owned a small portion of the company received $47 Million from the sale. He says that he will give it all away because it is too overwhelming.
So, without further-a-do...
The category for today is: Top 10 ways to spend $47 Million.
Top Ten Ways To Spend $47 Million
10. Solid gold pants for the whole family
9. Purchase classic paintings by Shakespeare
8. Get a 7 million year subscription to Time Magazine
7. Hire a team of scientists to make cheese even cheesier
6. Upgrade Mount Rushmore so the presidents blink, move their heads, and sing
5. One mother of a supersized cola
4. Buy North and South Korea. Combine them. Call them Sorth Norea.
3. Get a nice home, a luxury car, high-quality furniture and clothing, use the remaining money to get wasted
2. Pay people to stop calling you "that dumb guy"
1. Gum
2 comments:
i notced u left out the obvious m&m reference, like 'a peanut m&m the size of paraguay'. Next top ten please include. Do it for DVPP :)
Oh Neil. You just wait. I have a special M&Ms tribute coming up...
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