It's that time of year again (I mean Christmas), and we all know what that means... Office Christmas Parties.
So, without further-a-do this week's TOP 10 list is...
TOP 10 Signs you're at a bad Office Christmas Party.
10. Santa hired for party arrives handcuffed to his parole officer
9. Eggnog tastes like Powerade and twink
8. This year, it's your turn to be the pinata
7. Everyone's arrested for listening to illegally downloaded Bing Crosby CD
6. Instead of "The Night Before Christmas," boss recites employees' personal e-mails.
5. Party expenses are deducted from your salary
4. It's held in August
3. Michael Richards (Kramer) is doing standup
2. Your boss insists on reading one of his lame top ten lists
1. Party consists of you, Bill Clinton, and a whole lot of mistletoe
LORD WEEKLY MOVIE REVIEWS
Film: The Castle
Film: The Wind that Shakes the Barley
Directed by: Ken Loach
Rating: 4/5
Reviewer Comment: This gives you a look at why the IRA and all that started. Really sad, the ticket man asked us if we were ready to see it. It gives the IRA a little sympathy because it shows us their lives when the British come to kill and "colonize". It was a very emotionally charged storyline and a great movie to see.
Rating: 4/5 - Pippa
Other ratings: 4/5 - Richard
Other ratings: 4/5 - Richard
Reviewer comment: It's rare a film teaches you about family values, property law, the trading post and the Australian constitution in one hit. The Castle succesfully combines these 4 themes to bring you a moving story about one mans dedication to his family and their right to live next door to the international airport. Gives you some good tips about negotiating second hand goods in the trading post too. Most used line... 'Tell him he's dreaming'.
Actors: some of the people from Muriel's Wedding
Film: Finding Nemo
Rating: 5/5 - Pippa
Reviewer comment: A must see film full of adventure, crisis, friendship, trust and family. So many characters to name but loved them all. You have to see it and then buy the colouring in book.
Actors: clown fish, sharks, turtles, seagulls, jellyfish and more.
Film: The Wind that Shakes the Barley
Directed by: Ken Loach
Rating: 4/5
Reviewer Comment: This gives you a look at why the IRA and all that started. Really sad, the ticket man asked us if we were ready to see it. It gives the IRA a little sympathy because it shows us their lives when the British come to kill and "colonize". It was a very emotionally charged storyline and a great movie to see.
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