Superman Returns opens this week (29th June). The story sees Superman return to earth once more after a mysterious absence.
So, without further-a-do this week's TOP 10 List is...
TOP 10 Reasons Superman left earth in the first place.
10. Got tired of people asking him to fix rising petrol prices.
9. Was paid by scientologists to go and bring back those Xenu aliens.
8. Heroic status just isn't the same after spending 4 years rescuing cats from trees.
7. He could see the earth was in safe hands after Bush was sworn in as President (although, this soon became one of his reasons for returning).
6. Too many Kryptonite key chains.
5. Always getting arrested for wearing underpants on the outside of his clothes.
4. Went to check out the babes in galaxy sector G-minor.
3. Dry-cleaners kept shrinking his cape.
2. Found out he was not eligible for ACC cover.
1. Was publicly humiliated after Lois forced him to wear knitted mittens and a woolley hat on colder rescue trips.
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10. Got tired of people asking him to fix rising petrol prices.
9. Was paid by scientologists to go and bring back those Xenu aliens.
8. Heroic status just isn't the same after spending 4 years rescuing cats from trees.
7. He could see the earth was in safe hands after Bush was sworn in as President (although, this soon became one of his reasons for returning).
6. Too many Kryptonite key chains.
5. Always getting arrested for wearing underpants on the outside of his clothes.
4. Went to check out the babes in galaxy sector G-minor.
3. Dry-cleaners kept shrinking his cape.
2. Found out he was not eligible for ACC cover.
1. Was publicly humiliated after Lois forced him to wear knitted mittens and a woolley hat on colder rescue trips.
COMPETITION RELEASE DATE: The next Lord Weekly competition will be released on WEDNESDAY NIGHT at 8pm. So visit this blog at that exact time to get a headstart in the race to be the next INTERNET SPACE CAPTAIN!
2 comments:
Next time u mock Superman I sent a photo of a chocolate bag of M&Ms and a ransom note... :)
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